L’ARTTEThe gallery at fart.coffee

A preliminary welcome

A small refuge for lovers of finest coffee and highly debatable art.

For lovers of good coffee.
And those willing to see something in the foam.

Welcome to L’ARTTE. An institution devoted to flavour, fleeting beauty, and interpretations that may not survive a second opinion.

A note from the Professor
The fictional Professor Théodore Crema II, the gallery’s curator.The curator · temporarily at rest

From the curator’s desk

Please, make yourself
comfortable.

“The acquisition of this address has required a short period of composure. I trust you will find it a suitable harbour for your coffee, your curiosity, and your less defensible artistic convictions.”

Professor Théodore Crema II

Curator, L’ARTTE

Exhibitions forthcoming

The coffee is real. The interpretations are under review.